Dear Bawden's
I can win the big game. One of my fondest memories is of me winning the big game. Let me take you back to 2007. 4th and 18. I cannot say more than that I acknowledge the unsatisfactory play this past week. Your Utes deserve more...
Good luck against either Florida or Alabama come the Sugar Bowl. I will be the first to thank you for the fat check that we here at BYU will cash as soon as we get it. We will use the money wisely.
Please pass my regards to Brian Johnson, who in my mind was the better QB last week. Too bad that you will never make it past Utah. How are you going to make it if Alex Smith could not and he was pick #1.
And to you Kyle W., BYU doesn't want you, doesn't like you, and thinks that you look fat on TV.
Bronco, thanks for keeping the faith. We'll see you next year.
You too Bawden's...
Max
P.S. Tim, I am glad that you are a BYU fan but let's face it, your friends suck!
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Max,
ReplyDeleteWho said anything about them being friends??
Tim
Oh my.... I feel bad for Jasmine! Your team lost and the there is no good excuse. I like how you only mentioned the most recent years win or is that how long you have been a fan of BYU and now that they are losing you are ready to switch back to the true winning team the U.
ReplyDeleteWow what a wild imagination you have. The letter should have read:
ReplyDeleteBawden Family,
I suck and I know it. I am sorry I wasted everyone's time by even showing up on Saturday. I will be back next year hoping to only throw 4 interceptions and maybe fumble on a hand off or something. I will probably be in Las Vegas in a couple of weeks. You should come out and visit me. I will be in my room reading a special book, because I would be to scared to venture out without my Monday FHE group, or my stake president. Please don't bring your wife because we are not allowed to have girls in our room after 6:00PM. Again sorry about the whole sucking thing.
Max
P.S. I am pretty embarrassed about all those pictures I posted of myself on Facebook, in the Heisman pose. Please don't tell anyone about them.
Amber, I guess I forgot to mention the previous year but that was John Beck who played not Max Hall.
ReplyDeleteWe all know that you envy Jasmine.
Dear Tim and Jasmine,
ReplyDeleteI would like to personally thank you for having faith in me and my inability to be a great quarterback. I know that you and most Y fans are looking for the legacy leaders of the past. But bottom line is I cant live up to the hype that you all bestow upon me. I know that there have been some LUCKY games in the past, and I know that there will be more next year. But You and all Y fans need to let go of the past we cant keep looking backwards. The Ute fans arent talking about the 04 Fiesta bowl all the time. They are looking to the future. They are aware of the great things from the past but use that to progress. So Tim I ask you please stop hoping for a real quarterback and realize that I suck. I know that you are mad at the result of the game, but please dont turn away your friends. They can only help you get over your pathetic loyalty to a team that has no future. And for Jasmine I know that she is Red thru and thru and you shouldnt force her to like us, My wife likes the Utes and I let her because I know that she is smarter than I can ever be. So please dont hold her inner UTE hostige and let her shout to the heavens "A UTAH WOMAN AM I".
Thanks again but please stop praising me I know I am terrible. And stop staring at me when I am in the shower.
Max Hall
P.S. We really wanted coach Witt. But we knew that we couldnt compete to the Crimson Red. Instead we settled for Bucky Mendenhall or Rodeo or whatever the hell his name is. OOPS dont tell anyone I swore I could get in big trouble.
wow! for the record i love my husband and friends so i'm going to stay on neutral ground here!
ReplyDeletehopefully we can let this go to til next year and get together and play some rock band!
your letter has brought me to one conclusion, I will no longer let Jasmine pick our friends.
ReplyDeleteRock Band brings everyone together. The RED and the blue!!! Rock on everyone....Lets bury they hatchet and head to Vegas, or Wendover, or Reno....
ReplyDeleteDeal!
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